"But see here, I rigged one of 'em safety re-straints, Officer."

You've Heard It All Before

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I cannot take one more fucking thing being outsourced to India or another country where the primary language is not ENGLISH. If I cannot understand what the person handling my customer service question is telling me, then you are NOT meeting my needs, the needs of the customer. This ESPECIALLY applies to my banking, stocks, credit cards, or anything else of a financial manner.

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