Someone Else Can Be In Charge For a While
Anybody need a personal assistant or secretary?
I'm a fast typist and my 10 key is quite excellent.
I can make coffee, work the copy machine, answer phones, send faxes, sort mail, run errands. I'll even walk your dog. My resume is on Monster, or I can email you direct.
I'm looking for about 40k/year, so I guess I'll throw in light housework, laundry, and sexual favors. But we'll need to agree on some boundaries. What's a good 'safe word'?
posted by Vicarious Living @ 12:27 AM
6 comments
6 Comments:
How do you feel about relocating? ;)
Lol. I would hire you in heartbeat but I think my mother would fire me.
Relocation to a cheaper, air conditioned environment? Sure!
You could always pay me under the table, hush. She'd never know....
Hmmm, just imagining what Sunny would do to me if I offered 'sexual favours' on my blog.
I'd be looking for my testicles in the garbage disposal
Cindy,
You are mad! LOL! I bet if you go to Monster.com and post that "resume" of yours, you'll get thousands of replies.(g)
Tanya
Paulius - Ouch.
Tanya - you know, not a bad idea. I wonder if that's legal. ;)
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