May I Take Your Order?

"He calls it a drive thru."

"When he's stopping by after work?"

"Yeah."

"So, longer than a drive by, shorter than a park, it's a drive thru. How long does a drive thru last exactly?"

"Well, as long as you would expect, depending on how late it is and if we fall asleep."

"So a drive thru is a booty call."

"Exactly."

"So no need for the 'fries with that shake' joke then?"

"No."

"Or the one about a line of cars waiting?"

"No."

"That's him text messaging?"

"Yes."

"Didn't know you needed reservations for a drive-thru."

"Sometimes the window is closed."

"And those headsets might get in the way."