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I have never wanted to be in a Sierra Mist commercial more than I do at this moment. And it's not just for the carbonation, although yum. It is just that freaking hot right now.
Don't-even-think-about-cooking-dinner kind of hot, where you keep all the lights off, get as naked as present company allows and limit movement unless you're sticking your head in the freezer. Good thing you can't see me as I type this, or else I'd have to make this a pay blog and you'd have to be 18 to continue.
I'm from the East Coast, where rentals come with refrigerators and air conditioners. What California has against creature comforts I don't know. Even health nuts need to keep their soy milk cold. And I'm sorry, but if you live 10 miles from the beach, you should no longer call your apartment complex Ocean Breeze Suites, because that is false advertising. Give me a damn wall unit, anything!
I know, it could be worse, I could live here or here or here. But if they pay this much rent I bet they have air conditioning.
posted by Vicarious Living @ 10:53 PM
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I know what you mean. You can't find an apartment in Idaho with air conditioning, but it's still 90+ here all the time. Egh....
I hate the summer for that exact reason. Too hot and sticky to breathe. I love Autumn.......
and even winter..............
Just thinking about it keeps me a bit cooler.
At work it's always about 95 degrees.....I have put up a winter snow-scene as the computer background and it helps immensely!!
There is also a beach scene with a lagoon and water- but it doesn't help quite as much as the snow-scene.
Let's think about being able to see our breath and frost on the lawn........
Ahhhhhhh........That's NIIIIIICE!!
Woohoo, nude blogging! Let's all have a nude blog-in and complain about the heat whilst sweating in the buff. Actually, now that I think about it, I don't think anyone wants to imagine me stuck to my desk chair making that schluurp skin-pulling-away-from-fabric noise everytime I move. Let's forget I mentioned it.
The summer has been mostly upper 80's to mid 90's weather here in Cleveland, but with the cost of living being considerably less (than, say, Cali), I've been enjoying the A/C. You are all welcome to come visit! :)
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