Tuesday, July 12, 2005

At Your Service

In my reading and book browsing I've noticed a trend.

There's a protagonist, unhappy with job and life, who has something BAD happen, resulting in a life-altering twist of fate. Usually it involves wrong-doing by a man and by The Man. She often finds herself unemployed, either of her own free will or fired. No longer attached or employed, our girl now has to fend for herself. Apparently by resorting to temporary jobs which she would have deemed herself above doing, just a few short months ago. Suddenly our main character is living a life she may not have always dreamed of, but one that's even better.

A small sampling of these lucky characters:
The lawyer who takes a break from work and accidentally becomes a dog walker/messenger.
The woman who leaves the world of publishing and begins dog walking. (Having keys to her wealthy clients homes, allowing her to snoop, is a fringe benefit.)
A corporate housewife, whose husband takes up with a trophy blonde, finds work in a bakery, becoming the bread artisan she's always wanted to be.
Another lawyer, this one wrongfully fired, takes on pet sitting to pay the bills from her previously platinum-card lifestyle while she tries to clear her name.
These two friends play a game of "what if" and switch lives for six months after they both suffer romantic troubles.

The one thing these characters have in common? A previously charmed life. I'm pretty sure my bank account would not allow me the privilege of trying out one of these "menial" jobs for a short time. Maybe I'm just too practical. I couldn't help daydreaming a little at work today about giving 2 weeks notice and trying on some different shoes for a while, the kind that go for walks in the park. I could bake bread. I could watch pets and pick up dry cleaning, and any other freelance opportunity out there.

Is there a need for a personal book shopper I wonder?
That job is so mine.

8 Comments:

At 7/12/2005 11:26 PM, Blogger Paulius said...

That's the freat thing about fiction, you're allowed to completely ignore the one fact that means the story would work in real life.

Rich lawyer, gets fired and becomes a dog walker.

"Oh Wow! So little stress! So much fun! I'm meeting all kinds of colourful characters!"

Then the part that would appear in chapter 40, of a 39 chapter book:

"Oh dear. I can't live on 3 dollars an hour! He come the repo men to take my house and all my stuff!"

 
At 7/12/2005 11:27 PM, Blogger Paulius said...

Oh, and by 'the freat thing', I obviously mean the 'great' thing.

It's a new word.

(cough)

 
At 7/13/2005 5:13 AM, Blogger Sunny said...

Not if I find it first...however, if there are any more openings, I will call you up.......

soon as you get out of the hoosgow that is....
;-)

 
At 7/13/2005 8:49 AM, Blogger MC Etcher said...

It depends on where you want to live, and what amenities you're willing to sacrifice.

Minimizing stress is important, and worth a few sacrifices.

Would it work in Los Angeles - no. But there are much cheaper places out there.

 
At 7/13/2005 10:27 AM, Blogger Kato said...

How about professional Blogger?

 
At 7/13/2005 1:28 PM, Blogger Sunny said...

I WISH there was such thing as Professional Blogger...

10 bucks for every comment left on your blogsite. YES!!!!

That would work!!!

GREAT IDEA KATO!!!!

 
At 7/13/2005 4:51 PM, Blogger Paulius said...

There are professional bloggers.

Ngadget is one.

Usually, they use their blog as a review site for something. Ngadget being gadgets.

They get noticed, start getting millions of hits...then put up a little advertising.

Another guy put a Paypal donation button on his screen, told his readers that if he got enough donations for him to live on for a year, he'd continue with the blog.

He does that every year. 5 Years so far.

I'd do the same thing myself. Only I have no delusions of adequacy.

 
At 7/14/2005 3:35 AM, Blogger Vicarious Living said...

Let's all pool our money and go into business together. Of a laid back sort of course.

See, if I had a "real" job right now, I could save and then use my dog-sitting money for the Starbucks to sip while in the park, and the movies and books I'd obviously now have the time for.

Because this is a fantasy after all. Otherwise I'd just be sniffing the Starbucks, not sipping.

Professional blogger? I think at this point I should be paying you guys, since you're reading it. But if anyone wants to throw a few bucks in the tip jar...

 

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