Out On Bail
I'm allowed one post until I can prove my innocence.
Somehow I must convince them that the screwdriver was not in my hands, nor the wheel and the arm, all of which were found across the room, presumably thrown in a fit of rage.
If I can return to the scene of the crime, and complete my mission, with all parts assembled properly and in working order, maybe then I can put this all behind me.
posted by Vicarious Living @ 6:45 PM
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4 Comments:
Forget it----- there are your fingerprints to be considered....and seeing as how the STANLEY logo is imprinted in the palm of your hand where you gripped it so tightly before throwing it across the room- theres no chance that you will be aquitted.
Sorry. I'll come visit you behind the bars tho.
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Ha ha! If nothing else, maybe when you get it fully assembled it'll at least look like a piece of modern art. Then you could sell it for much more than its value and buy a better chair--one that comes with a hunky assembly guy.
I once assmebled an Ikea entertainment center, and ended up with a sofa bed.
It's great!
That drawer to hold your DVD collection and videos gets you right in the small of the back though.
Oh well, it was better than the time I attempted to assemble a flat-pack desk and ended up with a small garden shed.
I use it to store all the screws that were left over.
Actually, I'm rather good at assembling these kind of things. Give me a call if you decide you need an accomplice.
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