Hoochification Nation

Whoo hoo!
I just saw an episode of Extreme Makeover. It's been months!

I like to watch that kind of show occasionally as a reminder.
I do NOT want plastic surgery.

There are numerous things I dislike about my looks, and I'm sure the doctors on that show could find plenty of places to nip and tuck, but I just can't imagine going under the knife for anything non-necessary. Vanity surgery does not appeal to me. Major medical issues and deformities and such, absolutely, but if you aren't scaring small children, you probably don't need it.

Too often the patient looks plastic, sometimes even Joan Rivers-esque. When they do it right however, it is tempting. The better version of yourself, the one that gets phone numbers, has sexy encounters, and improved self-esteem. But still.... I don't think so.

Have you seen what the doctors do during liposuction? It's like they're sawing a body in half! I'd be afraid they'd have to tag team me, or else the one doctor might sue for carpal tunnel.

Of course, 10 or 20 years from now when they can pump up my boobs and evaporate the fat from my thighs without needles or knives or anesthesia, I'll probably reconsider.

Might be fun to be a MILF after all.