Laundry Night
The fireman next door is having sex, the couple next to him are watching porn, and the guy downstairs is taking a shower.
Number 22 is watching her son do homework and Number 24's husband took the parking spot. Again.
The Dude is watching a kung fu movie with the volume up high, and the cute little old couple is playing Scrabble, I kid you not.
Number 20 is cooking something delicious as usual, and Number 18 is taking out the trash.
Number 9 is standing in his doorway, shirtless, smoking a cigarette, leering. Like. He. Always. Does.
On the south side the Really Bad Parkers are carrying up groceries, and the New Agey Lady is reading, burning incense and listening to Stevie Nicks.
It's not my fault they leave their windows and doors open, now is it?
posted by Vicarious Living @ 10:36 PM
4 comments
4 Comments:
This just made me laugh the whole way through, haha.
The Dude? Great names, great names.
You must have a great view from your place. I was wishing you had a camera, but really your descriptions make it unnecessary. Can we look forward to a sequel?
LOL- I love to people watch too- i usually go to Barnes & Nobles to do it tho since everyone living around me is a relative and I know what's going on with them anyway.
No secrets there.
Received the pkg today!
Thank you so much for all that!
I am hoping it's a quiet night at work so I can get into the first one.
:-)
It's not a long walk from the apartment to the laundry, but you do get an eyeful. Sometimes WAY more than you wanted. These people amuse me too.
Oh the stories I could tell - and very likely will now.
Yes, The Really Bad Parkers are either a large family, or maybe a cult.
The building is set up courtyard style, so most of the apartments face each other. Truly, I wish they would keep a lot of it to themselves, but in the summertime, it's just all out in the open!
Enjoy Sunny! :)
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