Not Approved by the FCC
Here's the condensed version of my arrival home.
Thinking to self:
Really Bad Parkers need to go back to driving school.
Does he really need that much room to get out of his car?
I think not.
Good grief, could he be more crooked?
:::scccrrraaaapppe:::
Yelling out loud:
OH! YOU ASSHOLES! YOU F*CKERS!
LEARN TO F*CKING PARK!
I SCRAPED MY CAR YOU DUMBASSES! AFTER 4 ACCIDENT FREE YEARS, I TRY TO AVOID HITTING YOUR STUPID ALTIMA AND INSTEAD GET A HUGE GASH OF WHITE PAINT ON MY CAR! YOU BETTER HOPE YOUR DOORS ARE LOCKED! I SHOULD KEY YOUR F*CKING CAR, SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT, YOU OBNOXIOUS, PRISSY ASS JERKS!
YOU SUCK! I SWEAR TO GOD I AM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW!
Luckily for them, with a little water and delicate fingernail scratching, the white paint comes off. I left no green behind on the pole.
I did, however, wake up half the complex.
It's not good to keep things bottled up you know.
posted by Vicarious Living @ 12:39 AM
7 comments
7 Comments:
People suck. My car used to be pristine, now it is full of dings and scrapes from idiot in parking lots who open their doors too far and what not.
I once hit, or should I say brushed against, another car in a parking lot. Left a paint mark in the bumper(s). Quickly drove away. Never told anyone. Until now...
Wow--water--who knew?
I was once in a restaurant (sitting by a window) and watched this woman open her door, slamming it into my car, then jump in and drive quickly away. Ahole.
And it was almost paid off, too.
Sorry!!
At least the white will come off. You'll never know it was there, hopefully.
LOL- I think thats WHY some people park so badly- so other people WONT park next to them.
It's the people who think the dividing lines are GUIDES and straddle them that really piss me off. They are just blatantly declaring to the world that they are so much better than the rest of us and therefore deserve TWO spaces and don't care who knows it.
My sentiments exactly Kato. It's just that I try so hard to be careful!
kthrne - confession is good for the soul.
robin - my blood pressure went up just reading that!
mc - see, the thing is, I know where they live....
kristin - hello! yes, I've done similiar things, but when exes do them, it is completely different.
sunny - oh my god, I HATE that. really should start taking pictures of Really Bad Parkers. it could be a whole new blog. Or a space waster on my current one.
serendipity - lol, insurance doesn't lie... and next on the hit list, very funny.
You really can't ever live in New York City. I can't tell you what happens to my car daily.
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