Think I Could Market These?

I'm not sure where the quote originated; Weight Watchers maybe. You've heard it before: Nothing Tastes As Good As Being Thin Feels

Yeah, until a slice of White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake comes to the table. Or a box of Girl Scout Cookies. And those crack-glazed Krispy Kreme's.....

Sorry. I'm back now.

Unfortunately, that quote has never done it for me. Maybe if my Fairy Godmother would grant me a week to live as a bikini-wearing size 2, I could appreciate it a little more. What better way to get America into shape than to give them a taste of the good life, then snatch it away. Not unlike a crack dealer.

No, that quote doesn't motivate me.

Here's what I want on my refrigerator magnet:
Nothing Tastes As Good As Being Hit On Feels

And for those unattached, uninhibited people:
Nothing Tastes As Good As Casual Sex Feels