Unedited, Unabridged, Unsettling

To: Me
From: Mama

Honey, I hate to have to tell you this, but I think your mother is a sick woman. She spends her free time reading about wizards and dark magic, listening to a sociopathic serial killer while driving her car, and watching TV shows about killers, scientists who study them, people stranded on a strange and mysterious island, and a woman who sees dead people. I think I need serious therapy.

(Guess she forgot I'm the one who gave her the book and the audiotapes.... Like Mother like Daughter.)