Tuesday, October 25, 2005

PS - Can I Sleep On Your Couch Tonight?

Dear iTunes,

Please be advised my paycheck is being directly deposited into one of your off-shore accounts. I've realized my .99 goes farther when put towards downloading songs, as opposed to, say, rent. I would also like to say thank you for helping me achieve my dieting goals. By purchasing cardio-friendly songs I not only work up a sweat, I simply do not have the money to buy food. Keep up the good work!

Sincerely,
Cindy

5 Comments:

At 10/25/2005 9:36 PM, Blogger Ashley said...

I agree...music is the center of everything!

 
At 10/26/2005 5:48 AM, Blogger Sunny said...

LMAO!

Who says we aren't creative??

You can crash on our couch if you want.....It'll be a LONNNNNNG commute to work in the AM tho- just thought I should warn you.

;-)

 
At 10/26/2005 8:14 AM, Blogger Kato said...

Ooh, iTunes as a dieting aide, that's brilliant!

 
At 10/27/2005 6:06 AM, Blogger ..... said...

lol.

that's a valid point; but if you think about it, how do they fulfill our sex on demand?

they really don't...with that being said, i boo iTunes.

 
At 10/28/2005 5:50 PM, Blogger SquirrleyMojo said...

LoL. D*mn, that must be alot of i-tunes?


Batman--well put! That ("but if you think about it, how do they fulfill our sex on demand?")
will be my new verbal phrase for the weekend and I will cite you by muttering "Batman" under my breath after saying it.

 

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