PS - Can I Sleep On Your Couch Tonight?
Dear iTunes,
Please be advised my paycheck is being directly deposited into one of your off-shore accounts. I've realized my .99 goes farther when put towards downloading songs, as opposed to, say, rent. I would also like to say thank you for helping me achieve my dieting goals. By purchasing cardio-friendly songs I not only work up a sweat, I simply do not have the money to buy food. Keep up the good work!
Sincerely,
Cindy
5 Comments:
I agree...music is the center of everything!
LMAO!
Who says we aren't creative??
You can crash on our couch if you want.....It'll be a LONNNNNNG commute to work in the AM tho- just thought I should warn you.
;-)
Ooh, iTunes as a dieting aide, that's brilliant!
lol.
that's a valid point; but if you think about it, how do they fulfill our sex on demand?
they really don't...with that being said, i boo iTunes.
LoL. D*mn, that must be alot of i-tunes?
Batman--well put! That ("but if you think about it, how do they fulfill our sex on demand?")
will be my new verbal phrase for the weekend and I will cite you by muttering "Batman" under my breath after saying it.
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