Overheard

Lots of men feeling frisky tonight apparently:
I'd hit it, but I wouldn't keep it.
I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
Quick, I need a pickup line.

No really, overheard all these in one evening.

And from the ladies:
Damn it. Don't you dare come over here.
Is he looking at me or you? Forget it, we'll share.

Starbucks on a Friday night. Who knew?