And They Can Cook Too!

One link leads to another, and sometimes one link leads to spewing Coke all over the monitor. Ok, maybe it wasn't that funny, but this page about Rachael Ray did make me laugh out loud. Out of context and with a dirty mind, anything goes.

I like the Food Network. I've watched a few episodes of 30 Minute Meals. And I'm sure, with a full crew and a kitchen like that, I too could whip up a delicious meal in half an hour. It's not that I can't cook, the menu at my house just happens to be very limited. BBQ beef tips and shepherd's pie, I'm your girl. Pate and lobster rolls - I'll get us some reservations.

Usually I catch the end of 30 Minute Meals because Good Eats is on after, and it's all about Alton Brown. A little history and health lesson in a tasty package, what's not to like? (Wait, wait, not like that.) So in small doses Ray's ever perky personality is digestible. And sure, the boys like her, cause she's cute. A little too cute, but I'm probably just jealous. Guess I missed that issue of FHM.

However, at the risk of raising a few eyebrows I will say this:
Nigella is way hotter. And she has an accent.
Domestic Goddess indeed.

I'll add cooking lessons to the ever growing list of things to do. I should have explored more interests as a kid. Or to quote Louisa May Alcott's Jo "I should have been a great many things, Mr. Mayer."