Wednesday, June 29, 2005

I'll pay $6.95 for one of those, sure!

I need a drink.
Or a good boffing.
Maybe both.
Who wants to take advantage of the drunk girl at table 6?

Never really been my thing actually, drinking. Too many years of playing the designated driver, or designated blackmailer, depending on your point of view.
Those pictures will come in handy one day.

I can count on one hand the number of times I've been drunk; a statistic I'm usually happy with. However, when the boss suggests picking up a six pack on the way home, who am I to argue? And since she didn't specify what kind, maybe I should get beer and a man, to cover all the bases.

It's either drink, or shoot somebody.
I'll let you know how it goes.

4 Comments:

At 6/29/2005 5:55 AM, Blogger Sunny said...

I also have had my wild days.....but every now and then- nothing beats a good old fashioned wide open full steam ahead night of drink and dance.

The trick is finding a designated driver besides hubby so we BOTH can have a little fun, turn loose, and let our hair down. Usually we ARE the D/D.

 
At 6/29/2005 8:31 AM, Blogger MC Etcher said...

I've been drunk once in my life, and I'll never live it down...

 
At 6/30/2005 11:56 AM, Blogger realJWade said...

I make it a habbit to get drunk enough that I just fall down and sleep for 14 hours somewhere at least once a month. It's a great way to keep yourself in bed for an entire weekend.

 
At 6/30/2005 7:33 PM, Blogger Vicarious Living said...

I had what I refer to as The Summer of My Discontent, and got about 75% of all my drinking done then. Every once in a while tho, I feel the urge for a little liquid escapism.

And no Etch, you will NEVER live that down. EVER.

Hey Spotch, while your suggestion is tempting, I'm currently without a drinking buddy. Wonder if I can take out an ad somewhere.

 

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