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The Great Apartment Search is on again.
To avoid exposing you all to negative energy, I will refrain from posting my hostile thoughts on the subject.

However, in disbelief after a few fruitless hours on the main apartment search sites, I tried typing in random rental keywords into Google. Instead of FL apartments, I found this guy's site. Maybe he's a big shot a lot of people know about, but I keep to my own neighborhood in the blogosphere, thankfully.

I found myself clicking a link to a post on renting puppies.
First of all, let me say that I have considered this as an idea myself. For people who live in places with heartless management, it would be fun to get to play with a puppy for a few hours at the park or beach.

If I ever actually saw a puppy renting booth however, I'd be torn between slapping down my $30 and calling the police, because how can you rent a living, cuddly creature out to just anybody? Maybe I'd get my afternoon with the puppy, just to see how they are being treated, before I dialed.

Puppies as a ploy to attract women, oh it works very well. As long as you and your dog don't look like you have rabies and aren't standing next to a van with tinted windows, I'll consider walking up and asking to pet the puppy.