In All It's Politically Incorrect Glory
All I can think about is work right now, which leads to much whining, which in turn leads to what few readers I have left deleting me from their "blogs-to-read" list. So no posts about paperwork and 17 hour days. But I do have this:
Her: You should have My Daddy Got Out Of Prison Day.
Me: We could pass out cute mini license plates to the kids.
Her: Is there an at-home decorating kit for that yet?
Me: How about Baby-Momma-Drama Day?
Her: Or Who's Your Daddy Day.
Me: 10% discount with each paternity test.
What can I say? A lot of my business revolves around prisons.
5 Comments:
Well, no matter what, you won't be deleted from our list of Must-reads!!
We all whine about work- it's a given........
"Baby Momma Drama" has got to be one of my favorite ghetto-fabulous phrases; possibly only trumped by "Captain Save-a-Ho," which, of course, describes the guy cut from the "Bebe's Kids" mold who goes broke paying for his girlfriend and all her kids that aren't even his.
whining never turns people off from my lists--
makes me feel human.
we should all just give up and have sucky mediocre lives.
not that you do!
i eat feet
*chuckles mightily*
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