Wednesday, November 16, 2005

In All It's Politically Incorrect Glory

All I can think about is work right now, which leads to much whining, which in turn leads to what few readers I have left deleting me from their "blogs-to-read" list. So no posts about paperwork and 17 hour days. But I do have this:

Her: You should have My Daddy Got Out Of Prison Day.
Me: We could pass out cute mini license plates to the kids.
Her: Is there an at-home decorating kit for that yet?
Me: How about Baby-Momma-Drama Day?
Her: Or Who's Your Daddy Day.
Me: 10% discount with each paternity test.

What can I say? A lot of my business revolves around prisons.

5 Comments:

At 11/16/2005 5:18 AM, Blogger Sunny said...

Well, no matter what, you won't be deleted from our list of Must-reads!!

We all whine about work- it's a given........

 
At 11/16/2005 10:01 AM, Blogger Frange said...

"Baby Momma Drama" has got to be one of my favorite ghetto-fabulous phrases; possibly only trumped by "Captain Save-a-Ho," which, of course, describes the guy cut from the "Bebe's Kids" mold who goes broke paying for his girlfriend and all her kids that aren't even his.

 
At 11/16/2005 7:09 PM, Blogger SquirrleyMojo said...

whining never turns people off from my lists--

makes me feel human.

we should all just give up and have sucky mediocre lives.

 
At 11/16/2005 7:09 PM, Blogger SquirrleyMojo said...

not that you do!

i eat feet

 
At 11/17/2005 9:57 AM, Blogger realJWade said...

*chuckles mightily*

 

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