Ladies?
Too catchy a title to ignore, I picked up a copy of Why Do Men Have Nipples? this weekend.
The information is delivered in that special snarky way that touches my heart. There's some email/chat transcripts between the authors, anecdotes and jokes thrown in for fun.
A stellar example would be from the chapter All You (N)ever Wanted to Know About Sex, where a pair of sports announcers give a play-by-play commentary on Mr. Newbauer's morning erection, and the options available for handling it. (page 86)
Reminds me of Kato. Uh, wait wait; I was commending his writing abilities and comparing his Inside Kato's Brain posts, not his...
Oh, nevermind.
So, this segues nicely into....
Most debate worthy quote:
"Leyner: This woman... said she won't touch a morning erection... because it's not 'for me' (she said)... it's just a 'reflex.' " (page 159)
Interesting point of view I had not previously considered.
Waste not, want not? Or.... You had better been dreaming of me?
posted by Vicarious Living @ 10:27 PM
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8 Comments:
That's one thing they should teach women at school. It would solve so many problems later on.
Men get 'involuntary chubbies' at least four or five times a day. It doesn't matter what we're thinking about, doing, whatever.
So as for 'you'd better have been dreaming about me'...it doesn't matter what we're dreaming about. It's a biological thing.
That's why every male over the age of 10 knows how to hide an erection...there's nothing more embarrasing than being at school, called to the front to speak...while pitching a trouser tent
I don't care if hubbys "tent" is because of me or just because it's morning and time for pitching it.
Waste not- want not!!!!
However- if he's staring at another woman in my presence and the tent comes about.....SOMEONE's in BIG trouble.
:-P
I don't know what to say, ha ha.
You do realize, though, that you have inadvertently opened your blog up to anyone Googling "Kato" and "morning erection". Be afraid.
It's all you Baby
Christ, Sunny...my mum might read this!
I seriously asked that question myself a few weeks ago. Why DO men have nipples?
Because all foetus's start out female. A hormone that is produced later determines the baby's sex.
That's also why the clitoris (hur hur, I said 'clitoris') is placed where it is...because it would have become a penis (snigger) if the 'male' hormone had been produced.
(yes, I aced biology)
Smart, ain't he? I knew the answer but didn't want to show off... ;)
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