I'm really better suited to some sort of nefarious career path I think. Cat burglar, drug dealer, hooker, repoman, 7-11 clerk. Do any of those occupations require employee evaluations?
I rather enjoy employee evaluations. Watching the henchmen squirm, knowing I hold their very future in my evil hands. Nothing ensures loyalty and dedication like making a public show of turning inefficient workers into monkeys. That and a good dental plan.
If you are looking for a position in a more nefarious line of work, feel free to drop off a resume. How skilled are you at creating general mayhem? Can you field service a Tesla weapon?
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All of them probably require employee evaluations, except the Cat Burgler.
Also, lately when I glance at the name of your blog, it looks like "Victorious Living".
I rather enjoy employee evaluations. Watching the henchmen squirm, knowing I hold their very future in my evil hands. Nothing ensures loyalty and dedication like making a public show of turning inefficient workers into monkeys. That and a good dental plan.
If you are looking for a position in a more nefarious line of work, feel free to drop off a resume. How skilled are you at creating general mayhem? Can you field service a Tesla weapon?
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I say go for the hooker position.
kidding! Only kidding. haha
Welcome to my world, Cindy.
More later.
;-)
Employee evaluations are easy. Just write crazy stuff:
'Hard worker, needs to eat more cheese'
'Not suitable, has a cousin named Bill'
'Proficient with all major computer applications...however, his tap dancing needs major work'
(Oh, and BTW, Sunny and I are back...new comp today...WOO HOO!)
from one night owl to another... I feel your pain...
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