Monday, August 29, 2005

Because I Will Do Anything To Avoid Writing Employee Reviews

That's right, ANYTHING.
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I just spent nearly 2 hours sifting through my financial past in order to secure a financial future. Apparently it is law that your credit report be available to you at no charge. How could I resist watching myself mature as a credit-worthy individual?

The information was surprisingly accurate, although it lists my current place of employment somewhere I haven't punched a timeclock in over 7 years. It's nice to know I have no forgotten student loans to pay. Not so nice to find out Verizon is looking for me. I swear, I completely forgot about that account - it's been 5 years!

With only 2 payments to go on my car loan, it's time to start fantasizing. And that handy little FICO Score will help me adjust my aspirations accordingly. I guess that HUMMER will have to wait a few more years. Shucks oh darn.

2 Comments:

At 8/30/2005 10:47 AM, Blogger MC Etcher said...

My Dad and I share the same name, so a bunch of his excellent credit items influence my score.

As a result, I have "crummy" credit (official term) instead of "rotten".

And I have to say, those creditor people who have been looking for me since 2002 - you need to try harder.

 
At 8/30/2005 11:06 AM, Blogger SquirrleyMojo said...

hear hear, astroboy!

scarier than camel spiders:

Be prepaired to hurl.

 

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