'Screaming Orgasms' For Everyone!

My friend told me I was edgy.
I wanted to take it as a compliment, but I'm pretty sure she meant I needed to lay off the caffeine. Think anyone would notice if I slipped a little rum in there at lunch time?

According to Hollywood, everyone goes through an "experimentation" phase. Well, I guess it's time for mine.

In order to develop my palate beyond "Diet or Regular", I need to start learning about wine. How to pronounce it, which to order when and so on. I've got a few standards I order at the bar, but the wine thing throws me, and I'm just not comfortable asking the bartender for "Sex on the Beach" when my boss is standing right there. At least not until she's half loaded too.

I've got a week-long social engagement (otherwise known as a business conference) coming up and feel the need to play with the big girls this year, instead of asking the waitstaff for a Coke. It's silly, I know, but being the youngest at these things, I feel at a disadvantage already and want a little boost.

If it doesn't have a dirty name, I just don't know much about it.