Imagine If I Suffered From Substance Abuse

Twice last week I woke up singing "The Most Wonderful Day of the Year" in my head. Or rather, the first two lines of the song:

We're on the Island of Misfit Toys.
Here we don't want to stay.

And playing in cinematic glory are images from a movie I've yet to see: The Island, with Scarlett Johansson and Ewan McGregor.