RSVP
You are cordially invited to My Pity Party!
Come console, I mean celebrate with me as I play key pity-inducing moments of the past week over and over again in a loop.
Since this is a theme party, please consider the following:
* Pajamas are required
* Copious amounts of chocolate and pizza must be consumed
* Alcohol is a plus
Once the 4 stages of Pity (denial, anger, bingeing and locking the memories in a cellar) have been concluded, the party will be declared over. And while you don't have to go home, feel free to stay here and help me clean up.
posted by Vicarious Living @ 4:26 PM
4 comments
4 Comments:
::blows on noisemaker::
Enjoy yourself, but take it slow; pizza, chocolate, and alcohol aren't exactly the most amiable trio of stomach-mates.
And as we all know, nothing puts a pity party in a putrid place like a party pooper pizza puker.
We could combine our parties. I just threw one yesterday and nobody showed. Not even me. LOL!
Tanya
Ooh, pity party! How many cartons of ice cream should I bring?
nice alliteration and good point, it's all about pacing my friend
sounds good tanya, you send out the next round of invites!
ice cream - are we talking pints or gallons here? you can never have too much cookie dough
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