Subliminal Tactics
I'm not sure exactly what I'm being programmed for, but clearly The Travel Channel, HGTV, and The Weather Channel are using subliminal tactics to prep me for some sort of active duty in the near future. How else can I explain my inability to change the channel during Storm Week or RV Crazy?
I'm feeling a tug of war between Travel and HGTV. Sip girlie frozen concoctions on the sunny shores of Trunk Bay or let complete strangers redecorate my living room? I'm not sure I could afford to pay a 5 year old to redecorate, let alone finance a trip to the Virgin Islands. Maybe I could invest in one of those little Teardrop Trailers, then I could travel as I please, no decorating (or rent) required.
I've pretty much outed myself as a completely domesticated, boring creature haven't I?
Obviously what I meant was I've been watching E! so much that I simply have to Go Wild! on the Riviera and hopefully bump into the host from Girls Gone Wild and finally get my big break in the direct-to-video biz! I knew these implants would pay for themselves one day....
posted by Vicarious Living @ 11:31 PM
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LOL- here's a question for you.... given the chance- would you actually LET someone else re-decorate your home for you??
Even your best friend? I don't think I could......even my B/F - she would have the place done up in victorian pink and lace.....
Now a really sleek modern pink & black type theme would be great...but .....no...I don't think so.
Control freak here!!
;-) Dont get me started on those shows!!!
It's the government. Trust me. They get the girls through HGTV, and the guys through the History channel. I'm still waiting for the day when my inner programming activates, and I can't help but slay the Cambodian president (or whatever they happen to have in Cambodia).
Since my apartment is currently a style mix of Post-Modern Particle Board and Swedish Do-It-Yourself, I might let someone go crazy in here. Assuming they have a budget bigger than my bank account.
As long as the powers that be do not want me to faux-finish anything in my mission, I'm willing to thwart a political uprising or two.
But I'll probably be tapped to decorate the fallout shelter with only a glue-gun and some feathers, Craft Corner Deathmatch style. Oh yes, that's really a show. Let's see you make an iPod Cozy with an old sweater and a ruler.
Now THAT would be a real show!! How creative, C!!!!
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